In a tour matches of South Africa, Australia played Hansie Cronje’s provincial cricket team.
Cronje was at the non strikers end, while there was a portly batsman on strike.
Ian Healy yelled to Shane Warne, ” Bowl a Mars Bar half way down…We’ll get him stumped”
The Aussies and Cronje were all in hysterics, all this was before a classic reply from the batsman.
The exact words: ” Nah, Boonie (David Boon) fielding at short leg will be onto it before I can move.”
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