Merv Hughes (Australia) and Dickie Bird (England)

Universally known for being a first sledger, Merv Hughes was also keen for some banter with the umpires. During one match he asked Umpire Dickie Bird how far intpo the over he was

“Is that three ive had or is that three to come”

Bird’s response “Shut up Merv or ill no ball you for being a smart arse”