I’ve seen better batting in the shower
the only runs he gets is on the toilet
He’s fishing more than Andrew Symonds.
everyone hold on to something, this guy cant drive
I’ve seen better batters in a fish and chip shop
More leaves that a tree
swinging like a rusty gate
swinging like a dunny door on curry night
More blocks than a Lego factory
Like an old lady poking with her umbrella at a wasp’s nest
Beaten like a red-headed step son.
Watching you is making me a worse batsman.
You couldn’t score in a brothel.
if your parents seperated, would they still be brother and sister?
pass me the ball i have to pull all the splinters out of it
He’s bowling so slowly that if he doesn’t like a ball he can run after it and bring it back